Top Tips

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Wonk_Mog, Oct 22, 2010.

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  1. Got this book
    by Ade Edmondson... I basically live by it. I'll transcribe some of the top tips in it when I can arsed.
     
  2. Always ask for 'the bad news' first, because 'the good news' may not be all that good.
     
  3. When shopping at A***a ask for a pair of shoelaces, You will be directed to the box beside the fitting rooms. Next to this box is the discarded non fitting items, usually teen girls bras and tops so whilst you are rummaging through the box supposedly looking for shoelaces you can have a good ol fantasy sniff.
     
  4. "Don't eat yellow snow" was the only tip I got when I waited on at the golf club. Tight cnuts.