Discussion in 'Seniors' started by bohs_man, Jun 5, 2008.
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Just come off the board , proud as punch, any tips etc?
Tell the top soldier you have had enough beer and your going home now
Yes. Under no circumstances boast about being promoted on an internet chat site or people might think you're typical of the gobby, immature chav cnuts which are slowly being trickled into the hallowed turf of the WO's and Sergeants mess's these days.........................oops..............too late.
Cheers mate, not a nig, Dvr trade just happy!
ever the optimist!
Top Tip, Ring the large brass bell hanging by the bar to get the barmans attention.
Just come off the board and you are still capable of typing at this time of night?
What is the Army coming to?
Never pay your mess bill. After a year they just cancel it and start again.
March straight into the RSMâs office and tell him that you want to change the name of the mess back to its proper title:
âThe Sergeantsâ Messâ and not the made up title of âThe Warrant Officersâ and Sergeantsâ Messâ.
It's a little known fact that most RSMs can't drive. So you can park in his space out the front. He can't bollock you if he doesn't drive, can he?
Also tell him you want to get rid of the 'g' on the sign and stick a 'j' on it instead
Don't lean on the RSM when you're taking a piss at the end of the evening. It ain't big and it ain't clever. Congratulations to those that joined their respective messes today.
Sure this thread has to be a wah! (On ARRSE at 10:30pm on the day you join the mess)?
Feel free to shift any silver that's left on the table during a Dinner Night. It just clutters the place up.
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