Top tips for the mess!

Discussion in 'Seniors' started by bohs_man, Jun 5, 2008.

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  1. Just come off the board :D , proud as punch, any tips etc?
     
  2. kingburn_99

    kingburn_99 War Hero

    congrats!
     
  3. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    Tell the top soldier you have had enough beer and your going home now :lol:
     
  4. Yes. Under no circumstances boast about being promoted on an internet chat site or people might think you're typical of the gobby, immature chav cnuts which are slowly being trickled into the hallowed turf of the WO's and Sergeants mess's these days.........................oops..............too late.
     
  5. Cheers mate, not a nig, Dvr trade just happy! :lol:
     
  6. kingburn_99

    kingburn_99 War Hero

    ever the optimist!
     
  7. GrumpyGit

    GrumpyGit Old-Salt

    Top Tip, Ring the large brass bell hanging by the bar to get the barmans attention.
     
  8. strima

    strima LE

    Just come off the board and you are still capable of typing at this time of night?

    What is the Army coming to?
     
  9. Never pay your mess bill. After a year they just cancel it and start again.
     
  10. March straight into the RSM’s office and tell him that you want to change the name of the mess back to its proper title:

    “The Sergeants’ Mess” and not the made up title of “The Warrant Officers’ and Sergeants’ Mess”.
     
  11. strima

    strima LE

    LOL!!!
     
  12. It's a little known fact that most RSMs can't drive. So you can park in his space out the front. He can't bollock you if he doesn't drive, can he?
     
  13. indigo

    indigo Old-Salt

    Also tell him you want to get rid of the 'g' on the sign and stick a 'j' on it instead :)
     
  14. Don't lean on the RSM when you're taking a piss at the end of the evening. It ain't big and it ain't clever. Congratulations to those that joined their respective messes today.

    Sure this thread has to be a wah! (On ARRSE at 10:30pm on the day you join the mess)?
     
  15. Feel free to shift any silver that's left on the table during a Dinner Night. It just clutters the place up.