Top tips for a happy home life #1

#1
Don't spend all day boozing at the match and then arrive home 12 hours later than you promised, because you missed the last train home and had to stay at a mate's. NOT doing this would be better apparently.
 
#2
Or, do not shack up with a nagging bint that drips about you having a good time.

Got any pictures with your tits out............
 
#3
Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the sink.
 
#5
sandmanfez said:
Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the sink.
Wow! Making it to the bathroom after a heavy session is a credit to you.
 
#6
Salford-Vera said:
Whilst brushing your teeth.
With her toothbrush.
 
#8
Housewives: When nipping out to the shops, remember to carry a stiff broom in the boot of your car. Use it to sweep the broken glass to the side of the road every time you have a minor accident.
 

BB51

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#10
Kicking her back doors in whilst issuing the b1tch some kiddney punches, that should keep you happy.
 
#11
sandmanfez said:
Housewives: When nipping out to the shops, remember to carry a stiff broom in the boot of your car. Use it to sweep the broken glass to the side of the road every time you have a minor accident.
Goes well with...
 

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#12
BB51 said:
Kicking her back doors in whilst issuing the b1tch some kiddney punches, that should keep you happy.
Is why the Bn sent you away BB51? :D
 
#13
dont get married

signed : an ex husband paying for it now no less !!
 

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