Top tips for a happy home life #1

Discussion in 'Royal Signals' started by Salford-Vera, Oct 2, 2007.

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  1. Don't spend all day boozing at the match and then arrive home 12 hours later than you promised, because you missed the last train home and had to stay at a mate's. NOT doing this would be better apparently.
  2. Or, do not shack up with a nagging bint that drips about you having a good time.

    Got any pictures with your tits out............
  3. Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the sink.
  4. Whilst brushing your teeth.
  5. Wow! Making it to the bathroom after a heavy session is a credit to you.
  6. With her toothbrush.
  7. Naturally.
  8. Housewives: When nipping out to the shops, remember to carry a stiff broom in the boot of your car. Use it to sweep the broken glass to the side of the road every time you have a minor accident.
  9. Not forgetting to give it a quick skiff before putting it back
  10. Kicking her back doors in whilst issuing the b1tch some kiddney punches, that should keep you happy.
  11. Goes well with...

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  12. Is why the Bn sent you away BB51? :D
  13. dont get married

    signed : an ex husband paying for it now no less !!