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Top tips for a happy home life #1

#1
Don't spend all day boozing at the match and then arrive home 12 hours later than you promised, because you missed the last train home and had to stay at a mate's. NOT doing this would be better apparently.
 
#8
Housewives: When nipping out to the shops, remember to carry a stiff broom in the boot of your car. Use it to sweep the broken glass to the side of the road every time you have a minor accident.
 

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