Top Ten Reasons Why Trick or Treat is Better Than Sex

#1
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick or Treat is Better Than Sex

10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8) The uglier you look; the easier it is to get some.

7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5) Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you

2) Less guilt the morning after.

And the No. 1 reason why trick a treating is better than sex.........

YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!

8)
 
#2
The uglier you look; the easier it is to get some.
I am well in for some sweets 8O

Cha ching 8)
 
#3
Dale the snail said:
I am well in for some sweets
that could be interpreted a number of ways :wink:
 
#4
WEATHERMAN1956 said:
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

5) Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

2) Less guilt the morning after.

And the No. 1 reason why trick a treating is better than sex.........

YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!

8)
lol

Nope sorry, not convinced. You can still do the above much better with sex :p Or is it just me.... lol :wink:
 
#5
You get to dress up :) :) :)
 

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