Top Taliban Porn Sites

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  1. Top Taliban Porn Sites

    Maybe you heard the news. The FBI is investigating reports that Osama Bin Laden may actually be using porn sites on the Internet to send coded messages to members of the Al Qaeda network here in the U.S. This of course brings several questions to mind. First of all, isn’t it supposed to be a really big sin if these guys look at porn? And second, which sites does Osama use to get his messages out? We’re not sure about that first one but we have researched and uncovered the top 5 porn sites visited by Al Qaeda network members:

    #5. Bare Burka.com
    #4. Al Show You My Qaeda.com
    #3. Hide In My Cave.com
    #2. Shake Your Tali-bon bon.com
    #1. Ji-STRING-had

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  2. :D Hey, Weatherman -- I've missed your humor on a regular basis. Don't even care if a pun is the lowest form of humor. Talk with you.

    JQ
     
  3. Weatherman, gotta hand it to you. Your last post on me blew up Jargon. 8O :D
     
  4. Top form as ever Weatherman. You need to get out more, you have to much spare time on your hands :wink: 8) :wink: 8)
     
  5. Yes fond mammarys indeed. I usta get out more...for sex. These daze I instead send out for food.

    Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants.


    :cry:
     
  6. Like most of your brethren then :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
  7. easesprings...don't stand so close ole boy...your breath is like a hot mint pie!

    go off and find a toothbrush...and as you might also want to 'brush up'
    on yer oral basics. try this book:

    "Dental Hygiene for beginners", by Phil Macavity


    :?