Also posted on Rum Ration, I reckon it deserves a wider viewing. Speaking of the desirability of our Sceptred Isle, I chanced upon this; www.order-order.com/20...-luck.html Quote:: Dear Labour Voters We meet at last. Itâs been 11 years and youâve enjoyed every moment, havenât you? You had f**k all but werenât happy watching others get on, so you voted for the grinning slimeball who offered you something for nothing, didnât you? Guess who got rich? You or him? I digress. Letâs get back to you lot. All 9 million of you. How are things? Still smiling? Youâve had 11 years to make the best of it. So letâs look at what you have achieved. All 9 million of you. Whilst youâve been enjoying cheap credit, the rest of us have noticed that we donât actually own our country anymore. Whilst youâve been enjoying hot tubs, 4x4âs, gas fired BBQâs, nail studios, the hairdressers and trying to keep up with the Beckhams, the Magna Carta has been torn to shreds and thrown away. Whilst little Tyson has been riding around on his Argos 27.9% APR financed BMX, 900 years of British History has been shat on. Ever wondered why you donât have a villa in Tuscany? Ever wondered why everyone else takes holidays in the Caribbean whilst you go to Menorca? Itâs because you are thick and lazy. And along came a Party that told you being thick and lazy was no good reason for you NOT to have what they had. You stupid, stupid cnuts. Guess where Tony Blair is now? Do you think he is drawing the curtains on his two bed terraced house, full with M&S trinkets, to hide from the postman? Like you are? Do you think he wakes at 5am, shitting it that the bailiffs will be there at 11 to take away his new Nissan? Cut to the chase. Youâre up to your f***ing eyes in it. Â£20K, Â£30K on the plastic? Tax credits arenât going to help pay that are they? Overtimeâs going to be cut because thereâs a recession coming. Oooppps. Thatâs what been paying the minimum due every month, isnât it? Whilst youâve been buying sovereign rings, Tag Heuers and Tescos Finest to impress your parents, the party that promised you a shot at being loaded without doing anything has f***ed it all up. And guess who is going to pay? I know your parents were hard up. I know you grew up with f**k all. I know your parents couldnât give a shit about getting you through school properly. They were too busy wife swapping or down the bingo or social. I know you laughed at your teachers. Guess what? Youâre f***ed. Totally, properly f***ed. You are going to lose your houses, cars, plasmas, koi carp and Nikes. Think your parents were hard up? Just f***ing wait six months. You will KNOW what a diet of pasta and ketchup tastes like. No more Dominoes Pizza in front of the Simpsons on Sky, no more Tandooris. Get your fat, lazy arses in the kitchen and f***ing cook something. Your kids will hate you as their PS3âs head over to Cash Converters, your wife will hate you as you trade in her Louis Vuitton handbag and you will hate yourself when you take a carrier bag out to the car to clear the glove compartment as the bailiff waits. I hate all 9 million of you. I wish you all the plagues of hell. I want to see the four horsemen of the apocalypse in your Next furnished living room. In your greedy, petty little pursuit of free âstuffâ you allowed MY country, MY rights and MY life to be turned over by a bunch of f***ing snake oil salesman. I hope it costs you everything, you shites. I can handle 9 million suicides, and frankly with no major wars, thereâs no other way weâll get rid of you cnuts. F**k off and die!