Top of The Pops

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  1. What was Jimmy Savile's favourite song ?


    Man With a Child in His Eyes

    Apparently it goes down a storm in the Vatican too....
     
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I thought it was" I won't let your son go down on me"
     
  3. I was thinking 'Two Little Boys'.
     
  4. Crikey mate, talk about being ahead of things!! Good one in Private Eye a couple of months ago...courtroom artist's picture of Rolf in the dock, with the caption 'Can you see who it is yet/' !!!!
     
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  5. Ahem...

    Spectacularly, that was Rolf Harris.
     
  6. Jimmy Saville, numerous old Popes and Steve Irwin having an argument in Heaven about music on top of the pops

    Saville says that the best song ever written was

    "A Man With a Child in His Eyes"

    The Vatican contingent disagreed and said the best one was ....

    " I won't let your son go down on me"

    Steve Irwin, keeping ahead of the game say's

    "Crikey chaps, Rolf's ahead of you all in court with.........

    "THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL A DIDGERIDOO"




    I'll get my coat.:rolleyes:
     
  7. I should.....
     
  8. Gout Man

    Gout Man LE Book Reviewer

    Totally flawed mate, heaven? Oh yeh The almighty forgives I forgot.