who was the biggest mong you ever met? for me a close run thing between one bloke who on at least two occaisions on the range went to cock the weapon then realised he'd lost the cocking handle. when on parade his phone starts ringing (you can see it lighting up through his shirt and after the Plt Sgt glares at him for about 90 seconds he says "somebodys phones ringing". he also used to stand with his mouth open all the time. we used to call him timmy after the retard in south park. the second bloke nearly shot guys in our Plt at least 3 times and eventually wanst allowed to fire unless his section cmd pointed at something and said "fire there and no where else". also saw him inching his way towards one of those big afghan gaurd dogs with some food on a spoon, it was up on its hind lesgs being held back by a choke chain and generally trying to bite his head off before the OC told him get away from the bloody thing. He also spent a lot of time slack jawed.