Top local news headlines

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  1. Beat this one...
    Bridlington free press.jpg

    Can't find a link to the story but it was in the Brid free press a couple of weeks ago on the magistrates court page, the mucky cunt!
  2. That is outstanding!

    Not quite in the same vein, but in a "difficult" period in the Balkans, family members used to send me their local papers.

    My local ethnic landlord, who was learning English at the time, was particularly taken by this lead front page story in a Highland paper:

  3. Nearest I could find is this:


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  4. 'Fully clothed nude found alive on towpath!!!!!'
  5. From the Rochdale Observer either they saw it or they didn't

  6. Nothing can top this, surely

  7. I remember "Man slipped on frozen vomit outside kebab shop." Paper shall remain nameless.

    He was in court for thumping the shop owner, who he apparently held responsible.
  8. How about this...

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  9. Or this beauty... Google is our friend! ;)

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  10. Our local newspaper, The Press and Journal apparantly had the headline "North East Man Lost at Sea" when reporting the sinking of the Titanic.
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