Top Gear in Iraq

Well he has had enough practice trying to avoid being shot at on Top Gear -and failing.

Only goes to prove that your average Tom is a much better marksman..

..But then again we knew that
bernoulli said:
It would so utterly make my year if "Clarko" was kidnapped, and beheaded online... I would use the stills for a screensaver. :D
Who would replace him on the BBC? Any suggestions..comical or otherwise?