I remember a while ago there was a 'Best Poos' thread of all the best logs that have been laid by the members of this forum over the last many decades. And as something has well and truly died in my arse, probably related to the not-brilliant Sausage Colcannon & many pints of guinness I drank earlier and I sit here struggling to breathe even amongst my own-brand scented fragrance, I thought I should ask what everybody else's most memorable farts have been. I'm sure some interesting stories can be told here. Whether they trumped the rest for their smell, their volume, or simply their tip top deployment in the right time and place, I need a little chuckle and this oughta do it. Crack on.