Top 20 Signs you've been online too long pt.2

Discussion in 'Royal Signals' started by WEATHERMAN1956, Oct 30, 2004.

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  1. 1. You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.
    2. You write a letter like this: "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bbl!"
    3. You smile sideways :)
    4. You sign on and immediately get 10 IMs from people who have you on their buddy list.
    5. You look at an annoying person offline and wish you had your ignore button handy.
    6. You bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the computer.
    7. You suffer from withdrawal if you're away from the computer for more than a few hours.
    8. You use AOL lingo in everyday life (if you still have one, he he he).
    9. You take a speed-reading course to keep up with the scrolling.
    10. Your buddy list has over 100 people on it.
    11. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online before you have your first cup of coffee.
    12. You have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
    13. You end sentences with three (or more) periods while writing letters by hand.
    14. You get up at 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
    15. You don't even notice when someone has a typo.
    16. You enter a room and 23 people greet you w/((hugs)) or **kisses**.
    17. You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
    18. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will TTYL."
    19. You type faster than you think.
    20. You want to be buried with your computer when it dies, or vice versa.
  2. oh dear. Yes to 6, 7 (I'm on holiday and still logging on every time I pass an internet cafe), 11 (pooter on, kettle on, read email, make tea), 13 (worse, started adding sideways smileys), 19 (and I wish there was an 'undo' to the 'send' button). Actually I could do with a general 'undo fekup' in the real world...
  3. Youve described blonde bint to a tee there.
  4. As many others would say-GET A F@CKING LIFE!
  5. Hmmm, I think you like the taste of men too much.