Top 11 Reasons to Date a Soldier

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  1. Bored at home and scanning the net for..hmmm... interesting articles, lets say, Ive bumpted on this topic 'Top 11 Reasons to Date a Soldier '. Must say it made me giggle.... :)

    1) They always wear the right protection
    2) They can fire hundreds of rounds before getting tired
    3) They nearly always follow orders from their superiors
    4) They know how to wash, iron and mend their own clothes
    5) Keeping fit gives them real staying power – and the muscles to match!
    6) They’re not afraid of deep insertion ops
    7) Impeccable marksmanship
    8 They don’t get lost in the dark
    9) Always ready for action
    10) They like it rough and tough
    11) The uniform!

    And theres one for pilots as well:

    1) They can approach upside down, sideways or even loop the loop
    2) They always make smooth precise approaches
    3) They get up very quickly and stay up for hours
    4) They know all the right buttons to push
    5) They have excellent hand-eye co-ordination
    6) They enjoy a bit of turbulence from time to time
    7) The mile high club – No problem
    8) They’re at their best when strapped in
    9) If things get dodgy they can eject quickly
    10) They could fly you on holiday
    11) The uniform!

    2 and 5 its my favourite. I wish it could apply to all men.......ahhh....what a wishfull thinking.


    Any more points you would like to add to the list..... :)
     
  2. You have the pleasure of their absence for most of the year
     
  3. This one is still confusing me....
     
  4. The people on this thing are so pleasant
     
  5. Meaning, If you are in a relationship a squaddie you can shag random blokes off the internet when he isn't at home.
     
  6. If you tire of them you can pass them on to your mother/sister/granny and they will do them too.
     
  7. 12) You'll have nicely starched curtains where he's wiped his dick on them :D
     
  8. You just need to get used to that special treatment....
     
  9. Fair one, but im a bloke so i can get away with saying i'm still confused cheers
     
  10. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    13) Guaranteed to get fucked up the arse, and if you are lucky to get either gangbanged by him & his mates, or swamped on, or a combination of all three.
     
  11. One word: Railcard
     
  12. I once shagged a bird called Mary that was a USAF Police bint.

    It was ok, but I wouldn't have took her home to meet my parents. She talked funny!
     
  13. I don't think it's us with the learning difficulties, do you?
     
  14. Me (being 1), Sweetcheeks (that is 2) constituting the pronoun 'us' in this context. I refer back to my previous question...
     
  15. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Shagging a bloke because he's got a railcard is pretty seriously sad.

    Students and OAPs get them as well, you trying for a full set?