Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up your date

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by craigspeedy, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up your date

    10. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."

    9. "Show me how you used to spank her."

    8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."

    7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"

    6. "I just got my license today."

    5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."

    4. "Five quid says she's a D-cup."

    3. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"

    2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"

    1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?
     
  2. nice, thats why i never married the first girl i went out with