TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOUR SON HAS GROWN TOO OLD FOR BREAST FEEDING

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Civvy-Ginge, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. 10. He can open your blouse by himself.

    9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.

    8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.

    7. He keeps slipping £10 notes in your belt.

    6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.

    5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.

    4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.

    3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.

    2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to Dueling Banjos.

    1. Beard abrasions on areola.
     
  2. This is well into the world of sick, this is your mum you are talking about. And no where is there any coment about the urge to stick a digit up her bum, whilst feeding.
     
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  3. Compo, you should have waited 2 days and made it an even 3 years since the original post.
     
  4. got to be worth sending to mumsnet?