TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOUR SON HAS GROWN TOO OLD FOR BREAST FEEDING

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  1. 10. He can open your blouse by himself.

    9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.

    8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.

    7. He keeps slipping £10 notes in your belt.

    6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.

    5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.

    4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.

    3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.

    2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to Dueling Banjos.

    1. Beard abrasions on areola.