Top 10 Insults For Women

1. She's seen more helmets than Hitler.

2. She's got a fanny like a badly packed Kebab.

3. She's got a face like a painters radio.

4. Her fanny's like a Hippo's yawn.

5. She's been shot over more times than Baghdad.

6. She's handled more balls than David James.

7. She's got piss-flaps like a gutted trout.

8. She's seen more stiffs than Quincy.

9. She's been cocked more times than John Wayne's pistol.

10. Even the tide wouldn't take her out.
Lol. Been with all those at sometime in the dim past.
Plus one with a twat like a drive through car wash.
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