Top 10 Insults For Women

#1
1. She's seen more helmets than Hitler.

2. She's got a fanny like a badly packed Kebab.

3. She's got a face like a painters radio.

4. Her fanny's like a Hippo's yawn.

5. She's been shot over more times than Baghdad.

6. She's handled more balls than David James.

7. She's got piss-flaps like a gutted trout.

8. She's seen more stiffs than Quincy.

9. She's been cocked more times than John Wayne's pistol.

10. Even the tide wouldn't take her out.
 
#2
Lol. Been with all those at sometime in the dim past.
Plus one with a twat like a drive through car wash.
 
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