Toothy Olympic Bastards

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Furryturd, Jul 27, 2012.

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  1. Am I the only one who wonders why the official olympic mascots, Denzil and Buttsniff or whatever stupid names they have, just look like a pair of badly drawn premolar teeth?

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  2. They're subliminal Broon reminders.
  3. I get the feeling that you've not got into the "olympic spirit" as yet.
  4. I just think they look fucking stupid, what will Johnny Foreigner think when he arrives in the cradle of civilisation to be met by two one eyed puppets?
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  5. Wenlock and Mandeville are animations depicting two drops of steel from a steelworks in Bolton. They are named after the Shropshire town of Much Wenlock, which held a forerunner of the current Olympic Games, and Stoke Mandeville Hospital, a facility in Buckinghamshire that initially organised the Stoke Mandeville Games, the precursor of the Paralympic Games.

    It's British history. From the days of old when we invented everything.

    So, if Johhny fuckwit comes here and doesn't understand our mascots, fuck them. The uneducated foreign cunts.
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  6. Who cares, I am looking through one of my windows at a young 18+ Czech lass doing warm downs after swimming... this must be heaven... now for a nice cold glass of cold Czech beer. Pool closing in 5. Cor blimey vicar and all that...
  7. You know the drills. Photos!
  8. Johnny foreigner can think what he likes, if he doesn't like our weird looking, giant inflatible cyclops then he can fuck off.
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  9. I think I need some specialists. Yesterday I walked past a perfect, just out of pool, Cameltoe... I tried, REALLY, I tried not to stare but think I failed... History Man is here on Monday and being Royal Sigs maybe he has some covert experience when it comes to taking photos... I have now come to the conclusion that the only thing worse than being a language teacher of nubile Czech girls, is being the owner of the swimming pool bar... where aforementioned nubile Czech girls are nigh on naked.

    There could be trouble ahead me thinks especially with one of the female life guards whom I get on with very very well and with whom I have great fun interacting with both our languages.

    POOL closing thank god!!!

    As said on previous thread - come over for OSTRAVA NATO days.
  10. Nonsense. They look like cocks.
  11. You should see a doctor then.
  12. I can see one right now. She's sitting on the sofa scratching her arse and reading the Times.

  13. No, no, no....... when you are reading The Sun, you scratch your arse.

    Whilst reading The Times, one palpates one's sphincter.......
  14. They need a curtain background, I thought they were droplets of Jizz...
  15. Well I thought the Olympic stadium looked like the set off Teletubbies