Too soon? Nah.

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by just-ian, Nov 27, 2011.

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  1. Gary Speed's family are even more upset since, as Xmas traditionalists, they can't take him down until January 6th.
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  2. As he's Welsh are they going to sing "Swing low sweet chariot" at the funeral?
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  3. Ryan Giggs and John Terry were devastated.. Ashley Cole got to his wife first.
  4. What do Amy Winehouse and the Welsh National Team have in common?

    Neither will be playing Giggs under the influence of Speed next year.

    (Stolen from Faceplant)
  5. Last night Gary Speed was offered the Blackburn Job
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  6. How do you know when you've crossed the border into Wales?

    Speed is limited to 42
  7. Haha, cracking up!
  8. For sale: one pair Welsh football boots, £30. Sorry, no laces.
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  9. What's the difference between suicide and auto erotic asphyxiation gone wrong?

    Somebody putting Gary speeds cock away before the police turn up
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  10. Anybody want to play game of hangman, international football managers first word four letters second word five letters
  11. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    every time you play hangman, a stick-man family loses its dad!