"Too sexy for my bus," - Nutty boxhead

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Stonker, Jul 16, 2007.

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  1. Stonker

    Stonker On ROPs

    Do they not still have naked sunbathers just over the hedge from Berlin's Ku'damm? Have they told all the sunworshippers in Bavaria to buy burkas? What is this man's problem:

  2. A randy kraut (with no tact or manners) who just couldn't stop staring!

    I have the same problem when our Bulgarian coffee technician (a seriously hot chunky babe) bends over to fix our coffee machine.
  3. It is extremely hot and humid in parts of Germany at present. Perhaps the heat is getting to him..........
  4. I will buy my own bus..just for her!!!!
  5. Stonker

    Stonker On ROPs

    1. Buy digital camera.

    2. Discreetly take photo.

    3. Post same on this thread.

    4. Make old man very happy.
  6. You'd have thought she would have smelt a rat when the coffee machine breaks four times a day
  7. Rat ---- Hampster, just spotted that .......Sorry about the pun
  8. You can almoist see her hairy pits.
  9. All moist :?

    Freud your slip is showing :p
  10. Attractive boxhead, was the driver gay or lacking hugs from mummy when he wanted to chuck her off?

  11. She can come for a ride with me any time.
  12. I'd bang one up that no problem
  13. Got to be a bender. If she played her cards right, she could have me! :roll:
  14. A song by "Right Said Franz"?

    Disgusting old pervert, can't keep his eyes on the road. Come here, love, you sit beside me and show me what the problem is all about...