too old?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Grumblegrunt, Aug 15, 2011.

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  1. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

  2. shame she's got a head like a half sucked mango.
     
  3. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    do you reckon dot from albert square would get hers done then?
     
  4. The image of a pert pair of smooth skinned lallies surrounded by grey, wrinkled, loose skin, and the colestomy bag hiding the sparse hair round her clunge, is rather off-putting.

    Funny how this comes up shortly after the thread, on who wouldn't you do was started.
     
  5. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    do they carry on dropping though like the usual spaniels ears?
     
  6. They'll be like two coconuts in string bags within a couple of months unless they're nailed to her rib cage.