Too old for it??

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Monty417, Nov 25, 2010.

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  1. I see that the X fuckter creature Katie Asinine has an 81 yr old granny who is a hooker. She must be pretty fit for her age to be playing Women's Rugby.
  2. Fucking Hell!! She gets £250 a Rugby session. I'd have thought dry rot would have set in.

  3. Have you met her Mother?
  4. Mmmm! tasty.
  5. Done worse
  6. I seriously doubt it.
  7. Oh bloody hell I have :-| :puker:
  8. Pass the bleach for my eyes please. I'll be having nightmares now.
  9. shit even she's got better abs than me, best get to the gym pronto :)
  10. Katie Weasel's Gran looks almost desirable in comparison...In fact report has it that Coleen has Wayne handcuffed to the wall in the cellar.

  11. Man I'd expect you'd need an industrial size tube of K-Y jelly to get that old crone lubed up enough to accept your johnson. Unless she's got a million bucks and is going to leave you as her sole heir if you give her a good seeing to, I don't see the attraction frankly. I like 'em a little less dried up and leathery thank you muchly. :omg: :omfg:

  12. I thought I had got rid of all my photo's off the web!! Where did you find that one?

  13. You are P G and I claim my £5. :)
  14. Meaning Porridge_gun not the tea.
  15. Well I like P G tips if that's any help. They do a lovely cup of tea