I think perhaps I have spent too much time on this site or too much time in the company of squaddies. Today I have finally called myself into question and taken a long hard look at myself from a different stand point. An hour ago I was drifting through the town centre lost in thoughts about whether or not I could get a couple of 'liquorice allsorts torpedos' up my nose whilst unsticking my sweaty scrotum from my leg without anyone seeing. A pair of perfectly pleasant religiously dressed women were in my way with a collection box and some magazines, as I wandered closely I removed my concealed hand from the comfort of my pods as a subtle mark of respect I nodded my head and acknowledged the ladies. This was to prove my mistake. They looked at me and said, hello young man, do have time for a quick chat, I responded 'No sorry I'm busy' and went to drop a Â£1 coin in her bucket (collection not her snatch) She said, 'Bless you, Jesus loves you' My immediate, response, without thought for my audience was 'Does he fcukers like, he thinks I'm a cnut' I felt the silence fall around me and I genuinely thought a thunderbolt would appear from the sky and knack me where I stood. I had to simply bow my head and wander off shaking my head, I didn't have the guts to turn around to see the cloud of vulgarness that had descended where I was stood. Any others ARRSEr's mouths got them into trouble ?