Too much porn could kill you

#41
...overwhelming weight of evidence....
 
#43
Seriously though (eh?) six tons is impressive. At its height, my collection only filled three xerox boxes. All on one nice little 32GB USB stick now :)
So...
A friend of mine (no, not me. If it was me, I'd put my hand up) had a work colleague (call him 'X') who had a huge bongo-DVD collection.
X meets girl, X gets along very well with girl, X invites girl to move in.
Problem... the massive porn collection.
So, X decides to give away the stuff.
My mate grabs a dozen or so, all happy happy.
He heads home, slaps in a DVD, has a quick 'glance' and then heads off to the boozer - about 200yds from his house.
A few hours later, his phone rings - alarm company saying his gaff has been broken into. He dashes off home, and finds the window has been kicked in, and his DVD player, various other kit, etc has been nicked.
Meanwhile, the rozzers have seen some suspects heading up the road with a bag, and nicked them.
Next day, he has to turn up at the plodshop.
Lovely blonde rozzer inspector shows him the kit - ******* Secondary Modern kitbag. Of which there will be probably 3 in Safferland.
Yep that's his.
DVD player?
Ditto.
DVD - Euro Teen Anal Virgins #3 - DVD in the player, cover recovered...
"aah yes, that's mine...
Then a dozen equally 'suspect' titles (plus a few 'proper' movies).
"Yes, they're mine."
Blondey scribbles up statement, re crim getting nicked, victim identifying stuff as his, etc etc etc, with no mention of the scruff stuff, but mention of 'Victim identified 'Bridge Too Fa' as his'...)
Scumbag got 18 mths, I believe.
 
#45
Google translate reckons it's ポルノ集.

The German is more impressive: Zerkleinertvonpornografiesammlung
ほぼそこに、 ほぼそこに、aaaah、性交それ、ああ.
 
#49
They would have found him earlier, but they kept stopping to look at the pictures !
Reminds me of a true dit, I know it is true as as I was there, it was me.

Hot summers day, we get called to a house fire, persons reported. Windbags on and in with the front door, into the smoke logged living room, furniture in the air, no time for niceties. Sofa goes over and out falls a load of jazz mags from under the cushions.

Boring bit, fire in kitchen extinguished, house full of steam, windows open but no wind so house is full of fog.

Call boss, fire out what do you want us to do? "Stay in there until it clears", the bell end.

We went back to the living room, righted the sofa and sat down in our fire engine suits and windbags reading the jazz mags. Due to the steamy fog we could see out the windows but those outside could not see in.
 
#50
The net, I am told has some very good free porn sites which caters for all tastes.
I have course being a church going non drinker not seen them myself of course.:rolleyes:
 
#54
Wasn't the 'Razzle stack' banned many years back due to the inherent dangers?
It was in the Navy.

This is what happened to HMS Onan when the Junior Rates porn stash shifted, affecting the ships' centre of buoyancy.



This is now a mandatory course at the Marine Engineering School.
 
#57
Jeezus, imagine living in the flat below the little wnaker when the avalanche took place.
 
#58
Jeezus, imagine living in the flat below the little wnaker when the avalanche took place.
be thankful the carpet didn't leak into the flat below
 
#59
This is what happens when you indulge in frantic Onanisms....... Mabel looking to adjust her bawbag as it was hot and sweaty weather...

 

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