Too much porn could kill you

#1
Man 'dies after his massive porn magazine collection falls on him'



A man apparently died after his massive porn collection fell on him.

The 50-year-old’s body was found buried under six tons of X-Rated magazines, according to reports.

Authorities only discovered the victim, known as ‘Joji’, six months after he had perished in his flat in Japan.

His family apparently sent a cleaning team to his apartment when they found out the circumstances of his death.

They hoped to have the magazines removed discreetly so his neighbours wouldn’t notice.
it's reported his eyes had popped out, I'm sure there is some really inappropriate joke about porn, japs eyes etc.

Anyone else think they have as much porn? I mean 6 tons ffs. Hadn't he heard of the internet?
 
#3
His hard drive fell on him, 6 ton, that's a frecking big hard drive, he should have stored it in the cloud



@BugsyIV is a pussy cat, he says sorry to people he insults

UXB - what is the procedure?. #62

I was apologising to my faithful audience you stupid cünt.
I am man enough to apologise when wrong and have admitted my mistakes on here in the past.
You stupid cünt.
 
#8
The Japanese must have a word for 'dying crushed by porn'. I wonder who'll be first to enlighten us?
 
#9
Jesus Christ! Show a bit of restraint, I knew him.

He was my flat mate.
 
#12
actually 4 tons was porn, 2 tons of it was jizz
 
#14
It was an EM moment, he was sick of the ones at the top of the pile, wanted 1987 Escort, Readers Wives from Skelmesdale, she my favourite, but it will take me hours to move the 6t stack to get to it?

Just pull it from the bottom, mr chan, do it quick though, like ninja....

Arrrgh.....
 

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#16
Maybe his porn was all
 
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