Too Much Dib, Dib, Dib ...

We all heard he went abroad.
May have been easy to get a transfer as he was a "suit" with Shell BP I recall.
Why I'm able to recall reams of such useless minutiae I've no idea...
Because you never forget your first love?
 

Auld_Sapper

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2 reasons for this:
1. Immense wealth, one of the wealthiest organisations on the planet.
2. Fear, this cult still instils fear into the gullible therefore Governments refuse to take action to avoid the "wrath" of an unseen thing.
Also ISTR, the church of Rome is kinda like McDonalds. It franchises. Ergo when the RC church in the States goes bust it's their problem and nowt to do with the vicar of Christ in pasta land.
 
Also ISTR, the church of Rome is kinda like McDonalds. It franchises. Ergo when the RC church in the States goes bust it's their problem and nowt to do with the vicar of Christ in pasta land.
And we know what happens when investigators go digging in to Vatican finances...


Well worth the read....and no coincidence he was found hanging from Blackfriars bridge.
 
I was talked into joining the Scouts as a lad. For some odd reason, I was made a Patrol Leader not long after. You have to choose a name for your bunch, as long as no one else nicked it. I wanted to choose ‘beaver’ as the name, but being the dick I was (still am, really), put it to the group vote. So we ended up with something different.
I wasn’t that obsessed with beaver, I had just seen the Leslie Nielsen film, and like all my school mates, thought it funny.
I deferred to a couple of juveniles. Story of my life, right there.
 

Ravers

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When I was in the cubs all the leaders were nonces.

Cunts used to come round and stick their hands in your sleeping bag and cop a good feel, under the pretence of “making sure we hadn’t wet the bed.”

I recall them watching us in the showers and encouraging us to swim naked in the sea while they filmed us.

It never went as far as bumming kids as far as I know, but there was certainly some very unsavoury shit going on.

My dad had been dead against me joining the cubs as he’d experienced something very similar when he was a kid, in the same district. I think my mum fed him the line that it was a different time and it was all sound now.

It wasn’t. In fact the same cunt who’d been my old man’s leader was still running a cub troop in the district when I was there.

It all got a bit interesting when a former cub and scout who’d gone through the system was done for child abuse and possession of kiddie porn. He‘d become a private tutor and was teaching kids (Including me) that were sent his way by the cub leaders.

When the allegations came to light he promptly topped himself along with his mother and the family dog. Gassed in the car I believe.

At the age of 10 I was interviewed by the police about all this shit and had to do the whole “show me on the teddy where the bad man touched you.” No one was ever charged but a lot of the leaders very quickly bomb bursted away, in some cases moving abroad.

Where’s my compensation?
 
Good luck pulling a compo face while married to a fit bird and residing in a stately pile, you smug git.
 
I didn’t join the Scouts until I was 13. Being an ugly kid, I was never molested, but looking back, there was some strange blokes around Scouting.
My mate, who encouraged me to join, is still involved in the organisation. They do some great work.
But they employed some weirdos in the past.
 

Ravers

LE
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Good luck pulling a compo face while married to a fit bird and residing in a stately pile, you smug git.
It‘s the inner turmoil and anguish that I suffer on a daily basis.

Imagine what I could’ve achieved if I hadn’t been nonced as a child?
 
I hear the bead jiggler priesthood is a good career path.
 

ches

LE
Got bounced out of the cubs for twatting my seconder.....their version of the section lance jack. For some reason i got made up as a sixer, section gaffer & this wee mong was fcuking about with his angus young hat, which was against cub part 1s. So I belted him when he refused to knock it off. Up in front of sunray & that was it. Dunno why they thought i'd overreacted........................
 
Imagine what I could’ve achieved if I hadn’t been nonced as a child?
You might even have joined the infantry!
 
I was the tallest bloke at cubs and my sixer was a bit of a weedy short arse. They'd shove the six box behind me and the sixer would push me over it so I'd stumble and drop. All good fun the first time or two, but when it became a habit I clocked the prep taking place behind me, and as the scrawny little fucker made to push me over I dotted him on the nose. It ran off squealing to Akela and a summit was convened between squealer's mum and my mum, at which it was declared I was a bully.

Fortunately one of the other old ducks running things had also seen the goings on and Squealer was pinged as a nasty piece of work.

This of course gave me a licence to bully the cunt unmercifully after that.
 
I still have a very old copy. The section concerning masturbation is entitled 'Continence'. It makes reference to the solo arts as 'beastliness'. Pure Billy Bunter.

If we'd paid heed we might still have an empire.
That's the one. The advice ended with, if you were unable to control your beastly urges, to"go and speak to your scoutmaster. He will know what to do."

Cubs had no sign of paedos, I guess we were all too young or ugly for them. ATC on the other hand, one of the Adult Instructors was known as Backs To The Wall, and all new cadets were advised by the other cadets not to be alone with him. My mum went to one of our squadron display days, pinged him, and said the same to me, she'd known him in WW2 as an airman stationed near her village and he was at it then too. Fuckall done about him though, it was the early 80s and the whole predator thing hadn't really come out.
 

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