Yes, I know I'm shouting. No gash shots, no this, no that, no the other - so I have to scroll down through lines and lines of Standing Orders. Why may we not have gash shots? We are allowed to show cnuts - Cyclops, Bliar, Grinning Gibbon etc. But why may I not use my freedom of speech and name the bastard that pissed in my locker in Kluang in 1968?