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#3
LOL, fat-up bint, she keeps up with her 3 family bucket a week diet, we'll be paying to keep her fat arrse alive when she has a heart attack...I mean I like a Zinger Tower burger as much as the next man, but caning a whole family bucket to yourself? Disgusting pig!
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#8
Fine her £1,000, and take it directly out of her Nursing wages - the fat munter will be costing the NHS a fortune in years, months to come.

Fat useless, lardy fcuker.
 
#10
I think my fellow Arrsers are being a bit unfair to this young lady. I mean she's entitled to enjoy her food and with her size she needs a lot of it to keep in shape. :wink:

Wouldn't want to meet her in a dark alley. :(
 
#11
Drlligaf said:
I think my fellow Arrsers are being a bit unfair to this young lady. I mean she's entitled to enjoy her food and with her size she needs a lot of it to keep in shape. :wink:

Wouldn't want to meet her in a dark alley. :(
Would she fit in a dark alley?

Dark motorway maybe?
 
#12
instinct said:
Drlligaf said:
I think my fellow Arrsers are being a bit unfair to this young lady. I mean she's entitled to enjoy her food and with her size she needs a lot of it to keep in shape. :wink:

Wouldn't want to meet her in a dark alley. :(
Would she fit in a dark alley?

Dark motorway maybe?
:D snigger :twisted:
 
#15
I usually say "I would" at this point, but in all honesty, I dont think I physically could this time around.

Her feckin arms are enormous, pass the flour lads, theres a damp patch to be found there somewhere.
 

Command_doh

LE
Book Reviewer
#17
Fat grotter. She needs culling now, as these bloaters are fcuking up our health system with their floor quaking tree - trunk legs, girth supporting - zimmer frames and size XXXXXXXXL fatpants. Trainee nurse? Future NHS - crippling lardy parasite more like.

How can anyone single-handedly eat a family sized bucket of greasy fat and salt 3 times a week and not be ashamed of themselves?
 

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