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Too Fat to be executed

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by eleanor, Oct 15, 2008.

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  1. eleanor

    eleanor Swinger

    eleanor, Oct 15, 2008
    #1
  2. cernunnos

    cernunnos LE

    cernunnos, Oct 15, 2008
    #2
  3. Bravo_Zulu

    Bravo_Zulu LE

    If lethal injections won't work, hang the fucker; 200-odd pounds falling six feet before being stopped by his neck will definitely kill him.
     
    Bravo_Zulu, Oct 15, 2008
    #3
  4. Ritch

    Ritch LE

    Fat Fcuk - I'd have loved to have seen his face if he was given just a piece of toast.

    Edited for PC spelling.
     
    Ritch, Oct 15, 2008
    #4
  5. Mike_2817

    Mike_2817 LE

    Oh it worked first time - He's already dead
     
    Mike_2817, Oct 15, 2008
    #5
  6. Archduke Charles

    Archduke Charles LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    Did anyone else get the comedy Google ads for weight loss at the bottom of the article?
     
    Archduke Charles, Oct 15, 2008
    #6
  7. Matty0001

    Matty0001 LE

    Why cant they just hammer a nail through his head and then set his fat ass alight. :roll:

    Edit: Nevermind hes dead. Fat cnut.
     
    Matty0001, Oct 15, 2008
    #7
  8. Ritch

    Ritch LE

    Hmm, they have it down as "cruel and unusual punishment." Personally, I think it's fcuking hilarious!
     
    Ritch, Oct 15, 2008
    #8
  9. Crimson_Chin

    Crimson_Chin Old-Salt

    "Did anyone else get the comedy Google ads for weight loss at the bottom of the article?"


    nope - just an ad for the royal marines :D
     
    Crimson_Chin, Oct 15, 2008
    #9
  10. schweik

    schweik LE

    Sod that. Just burn him. All that fat and he'd go up like a munitions dump.

    Might I suggest we set 5th November as the date for execution, and invite the community round for bangers and mash to view the fireworks?
     
    schweik, Oct 15, 2008
    #10
  11. sillyboy

    sillyboy

    No more buying Blue Wickeds for tracksuit clad grippers and raising my eyebrows at them suggestively in dingy clubs anymore, Am a gonna get me a paving slab and an impressionable young friend ! Yee haa !
     
    sillyboy, Oct 15, 2008
    #11
  12. zubrzycki

    zubrzycki War Hero

    just use a bolt gun for people who claim to be too fat. That should'nt be classed as unusual as they use them on a veriety of fat animals, death row should just be "welcome stand there please....." BANG! bolt gun in the grid.
     
    zubrzycki, Oct 15, 2008
    #12
  13. ukdaytona

    ukdaytona War Hero

    Save on munitions, drop him from a B-52 on the Taliban - new style bouncing bomb
     
    ukdaytona, Oct 15, 2008
    #13
  14. devexwarrior

    devexwarrior LE

    Decent final statement though

    "You haven't paid attention to anything I've had to say for the past 22 years, so why would you think that I would think you're going to pay attention to what I have to say now?"
     
    devexwarrior, Oct 15, 2008
    #14
  16. azahpm

    azahpm Old-Salt

    No, thats the only thing about america that i like, they make the fcukers sweat for years before killing em'. was gonna say they make em' rot as well but judgeing this by fat b@stard id say he's far from wasting away.
     
    azahpm, Oct 15, 2008
    #15
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