Too Fat to be executed

#3
If lethal injections won't work, hang the fucker; 200-odd pounds falling six feet before being stopped by his neck will definitely kill him.
 
#4
Ohio does not serve a "last meal," as death-row inmates are given the opportunity to eat breakfast before a scheduled execution, Carson told CNN. But on Monday night, she said, Cooey ate a "special meal" consisting of a T-bone steak, hash browns, french fries, four eggs over easy, onion rings, four pieces of toast, a pint of Rocky Road ice cream, Mountain Dew and bear claw pastries.
Fat Fcuk - I'd have loved to have seen his face if he was given just a piece of toast.

Edited for PC spelling.
 

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#6
Did anyone else get the comedy Google ads for weight loss at the bottom of the article?
 
#8
Matty0001 said:
Why cant they just hammer a nail through his head and then set his fat ass alight. :roll:
Hmm, they have it down as "cruel and unusual punishment." Personally, I think it's fcuking hilarious!
 
#10
Bravo_Zulu said:
If lethal injections won't work, hang the fucker; 200-odd pounds falling six feet before being stopped by his neck will definitely kill him.
Sod that. Just burn him. All that fat and he'd go up like a munitions dump.

Might I suggest we set 5th November as the date for execution, and invite the community round for bangers and mash to view the fireworks?
 
#11
No more buying Blue Wickeds for tracksuit clad grippers and raising my eyebrows at them suggestively in dingy clubs anymore, Am a gonna get me a paving slab and an impressionable young friend ! Yee haa !
 
#12
just use a bolt gun for people who claim to be too fat. That should'nt be classed as unusual as they use them on a veriety of fat animals, death row should just be "welcome stand there please....." BANG! bolt gun in the grid.
 
#14
Decent final statement though

"You haven't paid attention to anything I've had to say for the past 22 years, so why would you think that I would think you're going to pay attention to what I have to say now?"
 
#15
#16
Ohio does not serve a "last meal," as death-row inmates are given the opportunity to eat breakfast before a scheduled execution, Carson told CNN. But on Monday night, she said, Cooey ate a "special meal" consisting of a T-bone steak, hash browns, french fries, four eggs over easy, onion rings, four pieces of toast, a pint of Rocky Road ice cream, Mountain Dew and bear claw pastries.

Well, for the undertakers' sakes, I just hope the stopper they put up the khyber before execution, was effective in this case
:)
 
#18
Cruel and unusual punishment eh? That really is rich coming from him.

"..... the students were subjected to a three-and-a-half-hour period of rape, torture, stabbings and fatal bludgeonings. Cooey carved an "X" into the stomachs of both women, prosecutors said."
 
#20
jesusjones said:
what a refreshing story, in this country he would probalbly be out now
and on disabilty benefits for being too fat.
 

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