Too Fat to be executed

[eleanor]

Nice try,
http://us.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/10/14/toofat.execution/index.html

 

[cernunnos]

Nice try,
http://us.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/10/14/toofat.execution/index.html

Prison staff stupidity, he's been in the nick for 22 years, they should have given him his last meal in 1986!

 

[Bravo_Zulu]

If lethal injections won't work, hang the fucker; 200-odd pounds falling six feet before being stopped by his neck will definitely kill him.

 

[Ritch]

Ohio does not serve a "last meal," as death-row inmates are given the opportunity to eat breakfast before a scheduled execution, Carson told CNN. But on Monday night, she said, Cooey ate a "special meal" consisting of a T-bone steak, hash browns, french fries, four eggs over easy, onion rings, four pieces of toast, a pint of Rocky Road ice cream, Mountain Dew and bear claw pastries.

Fat Fcuk - I'd have loved to have seen his face if he was given just a piece of toast.

Edited for PC spelling.

 

[Mike_2817]

Oh it worked first time - He's already dead

 

[Sixty]

Did anyone else get the comedy Google ads for weight loss at the bottom of the article?

 

[Matty0001]

Why cant they just hammer a nail through his head and then set his fat ass alight.

Edit: Nevermind hes dead. Fat cnut.

 

[Ritch]

Why cant they just hammer a nail through his head and then set his fat ass alight.

Hmm, they have it down as "cruel and unusual punishment." Personally, I think it's fcuking hilarious!

 

[Crimson_Chin]

"Did anyone else get the comedy Google ads for weight loss at the bottom of the article?"


nope - just an ad for the royal marines

 

[schweik]

If lethal injections won't work, hang the fucker; 200-odd pounds falling six feet before being stopped by his neck will definitely kill him.

Sod that. Just burn him. All that fat and he'd go up like a munitions dump.

Might I suggest we set 5th November as the date for execution, and invite the community round for bangers and mash to view the fireworks?

 

[sillyboy]

No more buying Blue Wickeds for tracksuit clad grippers and raising my eyebrows at them suggestively in dingy clubs anymore, Am a gonna get me a paving slab and an impressionable young friend ! Yee haa !

 

[zubrzycki]

just use a bolt gun for people who claim to be too fat. That should'nt be classed as unusual as they use them on a veriety of fat animals, death row should just be "welcome stand there please....." BANG! bolt gun in the grid.

 

[ukdaytona]

Save on munitions, drop him from a B-52 on the Taliban - new style bouncing bomb

 

[devexwarrior]

Decent final statement though

"You haven't paid attention to anything I've had to say for the past 22 years, so why would you think that I would think you're going to pay attention to what I have to say now?"

 

[azahpm]

Nice try,
http://us.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/10/14/toofat.execution/index.html

Prison staff stupidity, he's been in the nick for 22 years, they should have given him his last meal in 1986!

No, thats the only thing about america that i like, they make the fcukers sweat for years before killing em'. was gonna say they make em' rot as well but judgeing this by fat b@stard id say he's far from wasting away.

 

[Tawahi-50]

Ohio does not serve a "last meal," as death-row inmates are given the opportunity to eat breakfast before a scheduled execution, Carson told CNN. But on Monday night, she said, Cooey ate a "special meal" consisting of a T-bone steak, hash browns, french fries, four eggs over easy, onion rings, four pieces of toast, a pint of Rocky Road ice cream, Mountain Dew and bear claw pastries.

Well, for the undertakers' sakes, I just hope the stopper they put up the khyber before execution, was effective in this case

 

[jesusjones]

what a refreshing story, in this country he would probalbly be out now

 

[Blogg]

Cruel and unusual punishment eh? That really is rich coming from him.

"..... the students were subjected to a three-and-a-half-hour period of rape, torture, stabbings and fatal bludgeonings. Cooey carved an "X" into the stomachs of both women, prosecutors said."

 

[RABC]

He is just shedding the pounds now

 

[Random_Task]

Well,at least he didn't die because he was overweight.