Tonys Vacation

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by Cuddles, Dec 31, 2006.

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  1. Ms Blears asks why is everyone so intrigued by the minutiae of our Glorious Leader's rocking vaction chez Gibb. Well, she has quite missed the point.

    Hardly anyone at all gives a tuppeny cuss whether he goes to Vancouver or Milton Keynes. What we ALL are concerned about is whether he has been telling lies, again. Why does he find it so difficult to answer a straight question, accurately, at once?

    I never, ever thought I would say this or indeed think this but poor, poor, dear Cherie. Imagine...

    Mrs Blair:Cereals or eggs for breakfast, Tony?

    St Tone:Look I don't want to get tied down by such cosy sound-bite questioning...Well of course, that is not the question, rather you should be asking do I want breakfast and I think I have been quite clear on this, as on other refreshment issues, we need to be tough on cereals and tough on the causes of cereals but without excluding the eggs from an early morning eating scenario..let's not prejudice this by calling it breakfast by the way...

    Mrs B: Cook it your bloody self!

    It isn't about the life-style, it isn't about your parting company with socialist values. It's simply about telling the truth, always.
    Yours for a happier 2007 (i.e. without you at No 10)
  2. Its also about him staying in the home of an individual who is currently petitioning the government for a change in the law that if happened would be of financial benefit to said individual.

    When Blair turned up at the Gibbs house Robin said:
    "Of all the houses in the world you had to turn up in this one.
    Nice one Tone, now about this copyright thingy...."
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I often wonder why he never asks to stay in my salubrious pad?
  4. And Tony said I may be "Guilty" of a "Jive Talkin'" "Holiday" but "I've Gotta Get a Message To You". "Don't Forget To Remember" on the "First Of May" ask not "For Whom The Bell Tolls". :)
  5. Uncanny! :D
  6. I also read (yeah okay it was in THE MAIL), that his hols have cost us, taxpayers, over £20,000 as he has taken his full staff of 10 with him and we have to pay for all their accom/flights/food etc.........if its true.... :x :x
  7. How would you describe the charactaristic Bee-Gees teeth?


    I've already got me coat...
  8. Absolutely not! Ms Blears has fully understood - and chosen to ignore - the point, as always.
  9. How did General Zia ul-Haq meet his end ?
  10. Point of order, if Ms Blears has understood then this is a first, not an "always"...

    A further update claims that paying for the holiday was not a target but an aspiration. Moreover the Prime minister has stated that as soon as he is back from his holiday, he will not rest until those responsible for this holiday have been tracked down. Mr blair added that he looked on holidays as the result of deeper and much woolier issues that he might or might not be interested in dealing with if his time in office allows. The PM said "Obviously I'm a short-timer now and frankly I'm soo short I can't see over my boots..."
  11. Did anyone else get faintly excited when they heard that his plane had over-run the runway on landing? :D Followed by a mild disappointment and a slight tinge of guilt when the rest of the story came on and it seemed he was still alive.
  12. Yup. Well except for the guilt at the end part and being more than just 'slightly' disappointed. I really do wish that the man would just drop dead of a heart attack soonest. Well I can hope can't I?
  13. THIS WAY SIR....YOUR COAT!!!!! :wink:
  14. He choked to death on his own vomit listening to 'Massachusetts' by the Bee Gees.