Tonys Mug

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  1. Bliar has a mug entitled "Anthony" with a little ditty which oozes shameless self-praise. This was photographed during a Times interview.

    Can anyone come up with a better piece of doggerel? My attempt is below:

    Anthony - Latin for "Shameless One"

    Your deranged inner voice drives your thoughts and deeds
    You willingly follow wherever Dubya leads

    A smile and wave to make them think you are nice
    But someone else has to pay your blood price

    "Trust me," you say, as you look in their eyes
    An effective technique for obscuring lies

    You possess little depth and have a self-obsessed brain.
    Your self-delusion is beyond the insane

    In fact, Anthony, it's time to be blunt
    You really are the world's greatest cnut

    Animal: Weasel, or Lyin'
    Plant: Bush
    Colour: Cowardly Yellow, or Blood on your Hands Red
    Number: Zero Credibility