Tony Christie launches charity song.

That's ******* terrible!
It's worse than terrible. It's a vile abomination contrary to the laws of man and god. Surely one of those booties could have told him he was singing out of tune.

In fact, I don't believe that's the real TC. It's probably some tone deaf doppelgänger like Michael Jackson used to employ when he couldn't be arrsed to do public appearances.

What Tony should re release is this:-


In fact, I believe we could set Tony up with a topical storyboard upon which he could base a Christmas No 1 video. Here are the lyrics to "Avenues and Alleyways" with a few starters for the story board.

Sleep like a baby

My little lady

Dream till the sunrise

Creeps into your eyes

Dream till the sunrise

Turns on the day.

In the Avenues and Alleyways

While you sleep there's a whole world coming alive

Able and his brother fighting one another

In and out of every dive

The Avenues and Alleyways

Where the strong and the quick alone can survive

Look around the jungle

See the rough and tumble

Listen to a squealer cry

Then a little later

In the morning paper

Read about the way he died.

Wake up my pretty

Go to the city

Stay through the daytime

Safe in the sunshine

Stay till the daytime

Turns into night.

In the Avenues and Alleyways

Where a mans gotta work out which side he's on

Any way he chooses

Chances are he loses

No one gets to live too long

The avenues and alleyways

Where the soul of a man is easy to buy

Everybody's wheeling

Everybody's steeling

All the low are living high

Every city's got em

Can we ever stop em

Some of us are gonna try.​

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