Tony Christie launches charity song.

Discussion in 'Charities and Welfare' started by vvaannmmaann, Oct 17, 2011.

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  1. I thought he was dead
  2. That's ******* terrible!
  3. It's worse than terrible. It's a vile abomination contrary to the laws of man and god. Surely one of those booties could have told him he was singing out of tune.

    In fact, I don't believe that's the real TC. It's probably some tone deaf doppelgänger like Michael Jackson used to employ when he couldn't be arrsed to do public appearances.

    What Tony should re release is this:-

    In fact, I believe we could set Tony up with a topical storyboard upon which he could base a Christmas No 1 video. Here are the lyrics to "Avenues and Alleyways" with a few starters for the story board.

    Sleep like a baby


    My little lady


    Dream till the sunrise

    Creeps into your eyes

    Dream till the sunrise

    Turns on the day.

    In the Avenues and Alleyways


    While you sleep there's a whole world coming alive


    Able and his brother fighting one another

    In and out of every dive


    The Avenues and Alleyways

    Where the strong and the quick alone can survive

    Look around the jungle

    See the rough and tumble

    Listen to a squealer cry

    Then a little later

    In the morning paper


    Read about the way he died.


    Wake up my pretty

    Go to the city

    Stay through the daytime

    Safe in the sunshine

    Stay till the daytime

    Turns into night.

    In the Avenues and Alleyways

    Where a mans gotta work out which side he's on

    Any way he chooses

    Chances are he loses

    No one gets to live too long

    The avenues and alleyways

    Where the soul of a man is easy to buy

    Everybody's wheeling

    Everybody's steeling

    All the low are living high

    Every city's got em

    Can we ever stop em

    Some of us are gonna try.​
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