Tony Blair, the EU needs a president. Does it ?

#2
President of the EU was a job the bugger always seemed to be gunning for. Alas for Tony even Mr Van Rompuy is more popular than he is so I suspect its back down ze Job Center for old Teflon
 

jarrod248

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#3
President of the EU was a job the bugger always seemed to be gunning for. Alas for Tony even Mr Van Rompuy is more popular than he is so I suspect its back down ze Job Center for old Teflon
I loved Nigel Forage attacking the guy 'with the appearance of a low grade bank clerk' loads of clips on YouTube.
 

TheIronDuke

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#4
Dunno. But I need a new Police Commissionaire. And an elected Mayor. And any other limp biscuits you can think of to give me more pigs with their snouts in the trough that I pay for.

Sorry. I meant 'elected politicians'. Not pigs with their snouts in the trough that I pay for. I do not know how that happened.
 

jarrod248

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Dunno. But I need a new Police Commissionaire. And an elected Mayor. And any other limp biscuits you can think of to give me more pigs with their shouts in the trough that I pay for.

Sorry. I meant 'elected politicians'. Not pigs with their shouts in the trough that I pay for. I do not know how that happened.
We've been cutting down on bureaucracy all my lifetime I remember county councils going. Why then do we have so much bureaucracy?
 

TheIronDuke

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#10
We've been cutting down on bureaucracy all my lifetime I remember county councils going. Why then do we have so much bureaucracy?
Because unless you catch them standing over the body with a knife dripping blood, the ***** just get TUPE'ed next door and carry on?

It is a self-sustaining gig. The bureaucrats pad out their own division with bodies. So that when cuts come, they can lose some foot soldiers and they stay on their horse at the back.

Apart from MoD Procurement bureaucrats. They are all Nordic sex Gods and do a fine job. Without them I should not be able to relocate our apple orchard to the lower paddock. And then there is the duck house issue. But apart from the MoD chaps, they are a bunch of *******.
 

jarrod248

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Because unless you catch them standing over the body with a knife dripping blood, the ***** just get TUPE'ed next door and carry on?

It is a self-sustaining gig. The bureaucrats pad out their own division with bodies. So that when cuts come, they can lose some foot soldiers and they stay on their horse at the back.

Apart from MoD Procurement bureaucrats. They are all Nordic sex Gods and do a fine job. Without them I should not be able to relocate our apple orchard to the lower paddock. And then there is the duck house issue. But apart from the MoD chaps, they are a bunch of *******.
Yes we must get tough on these people says the minister and make a department for cutting and a department to make sure they've cut. It will need an audit department to prove we've cut and some independent inspection and they'd better all be regulated. Right so we need...
 

TheIronDuke

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#13
Yes we must get tough on these people says the minister and make a department for cutting and a department to make sure they've cut. It will need an audit department to prove we've cut and some independent inspection and they'd better all be regulated. Right so we need...
Well, opinions differ. So let us start with a Minister for Inclusionism? Then, everybody can be included. The Minister for Inclusionism will need a budget of course. But that can be offset by the money we can save from policing sink estates. Because once the scum are included they will stop fighting, mugging and dealing drugs.
 

jarrod248

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#14
Well, opinions differ. So let us start with a Minister for Inclusionism? Then, everybody can be included. The Minister for Inclusionism will need a budget of course. But that can be offset by the money we can save from policing sink estates. Because once the scum are included they will stop fighting, mugging and dealing drugs.
So people on sink estates aren't included? Then we'll need a minister for exclusion and a policy unit. We'd need a department to check the poor aren't too poor because we say they aren't. Then we need external inspectors to prove the poor have enough luxuries like grass to eat and suchlike. We can have a champion of vitaminisation in the water but it shouldn't cost too much, we can just pop a bit in.
Get Clare Raynor on telly too to say 'there, there lovie' a lot.
 

TheIronDuke

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#15
Then we need external inspectors to prove the poor have enough luxuries like grass to eat and suchlike.
Relax. My associates are on it.

Marston Group

I'm thinking the blonde with the tits off of Strictly. Clare Raynor is dribbling these days and I do not feel she connects with our demographic. Well, that is not strictly true. Clare is fat, ugly and stupid. But I don't half fancy shagging that blonde off of Strictly, so we shall have her, yes?
 

jarrod248

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#16
Relax. My associates are on it.

Marston Group

I'm thinking the blonde with the tits off of Strictly. Clare Raynor is dribbling these days and I do not feel she connects with our demographic. Well, that is not strictly true. Clare is fat, ugly and stupid. But I don't half fancy shagging that blonde off of Strictly, so we shall have her, yes?
So it's all in hand then? Right off to the club.
 

TheIronDuke

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TV? Didn't we sell that off, oh dear, work never ends.
Rust never sleeps my dear.

Are you coming up to Ridsdale next weekend? It will be a terrible bore with chaps shooting things and the damp and the lumpy beds. But I hear Jane Percy has launched 'a range of outdoor clothing' and the silly bint intends to have a fashion show after dinner.

My car will be at the airport between 19.00 and 20.30.