Tony Blair is depressed

#1
A motorist, on his way home from work in Westminster came to a dead
halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than
usual."

After a short while, he noticed a police officer walking towards him
between the lines of stopped cars.

He rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

The constable replied "Tony Blair is depressed, so he stopped his
motorcar and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire.

He says no one believes his stories; about why we went to war in Iraq,
or that there is no pensions crisis
or the worsening economy
or the constant adding of stealth taxes
or that his education reforms are going to do any good
or that the health service is safe in his hands
or that immigration is under control
or that he is not George Bush's lapdog
or that his Party's proposed tax cuts won't help anyone except his wealthy friends
or that his chairmanship of the European Community hasn't just led to more power being surrendered to the French....

So we're taking up a collection for
him."

Thoughtfully, the man asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies, "About forty gallons, but a lot of people are still siphoning........"
 
#2
He hasn't ever visited Buncefield?
 

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