Tony Blair is depressed

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  1. A motorist, on his way home from work in Westminster came to a dead
    halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than

    After a short while, he noticed a police officer walking towards him
    between the lines of stopped cars.

    He rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

    The constable replied "Tony Blair is depressed, so he stopped his
    motorcar and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire.

    He says no one believes his stories; about why we went to war in Iraq,
    or that there is no pensions crisis
    or the worsening economy
    or the constant adding of stealth taxes
    or that his education reforms are going to do any good
    or that the health service is safe in his hands
    or that immigration is under control
    or that he is not George Bush's lapdog
    or that his Party's proposed tax cuts won't help anyone except his wealthy friends
    or that his chairmanship of the European Community hasn't just led to more power being surrendered to the French....

    So we're taking up a collection for

    Thoughtfully, the man asks, "How much have you got so far?"

    The officer replies, "About forty gallons, but a lot of people are still siphoning........"
  2. He hasn't ever visited Buncefield?