Tony B and the Hooker

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  1. Tony Blair started jogging near his home in Chequers.

    Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.

    "Fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb.

    "No! Five pounds!" Tony would fire back.

    This ritual between Tony and the hooker became a daily occurrence.

    He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"

    One day, Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog.

    As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Tony realized she'd bark her £50 offer and Cherie would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

    He figured he'd better have a darn good explanation for the 'Boss'.

    As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Tony became even more apprehensive than usual.

    Sure enough, there was the hooker. Tony tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

    Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five quid !!!"


    Well it made me giggle!!
     
  2. PMSL :lol:

    Thank you, thank you, thank you - that's really brightened my morning!
     
  3. that was fooking quality
     
  4. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    Not quite on a par but:
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    A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
    other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on
    a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy
    over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep
    quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
    "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
    into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
    that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

    "Good," she replied. "Get your own f---ing blanket!"

    After a moment of silence, he farted.

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    A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

    "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

    The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, Then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

    The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?”

    "Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
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    "I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

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    :) Bonne weekend tous,


    Le Chevre