Tonight I Didn't Cook ...

Kirkz

LE
There’s a breakfast dish in the highlands round here that’s basically boiled udder. It looks and smells horrible, I just can’t bring myself to eat it.
I'd give it a go.
As I've said before, if an animal has to die to feed you, you should use as much of it as possible.
 
Yeah, I bet you eat cucumber.
**** you twatspangle.
Cucumber? You can shove that up your arse.

Oh.

Sorry.

Well, each to their own I suppose.

You just carry one in your own time
(dry heaves quietly)
 

Kirkz

LE
Cucumber? You can shove that up your arse.

Oh.

Sorry.

Well, each to their own I suppose.

You just carry one in your own time
(dry heaves quietly)
What about purple bag of shite plant? (Aubergine)
 
What about purple bag of shite plant? (Aubergine)
There are probably specialist websites for that kind of perversion.
 
Yes there are.That said it is not perversion, it is 'erotic art'.
Well I suppose if he can take an aubergine, a cucumber is merely foreplay. :puker:
 

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer
What about purple bag of shite plant? (Aubergine)
Aubergines stuffed with sausages and cheese and other things. Mmmmmm.

No aubergines though. Never mind I'll have a bacon sarnie instead for lunch.
 

Kirkz

LE
There are probably specialist websites for that kind of perversion.
I detest purple bag o shite plant.
Looks and tastes like wallpaper paste.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
Afternoon tea today, courtesy of a business local to us. Used the motorhome for our day out, so no covid risks, a
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yummy tea and my favourite sparkles.

Glad I am not driving!
 

Kirkz

LE

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer
I don't blame you octopus wold win everytime with me too.
I think it would depend on whereabouts in Italy I was because there are so many ways of cooking tripe and varieties of octopus, depending on the region I would be spoilt as to which I would choose.
 

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