Goutyfrub
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You should write for a food guideI don't actually mind baked beans on their own (as alluded to by @ancienturion up there, I have posted them before). Where I do object is their inclusion in a cooked breakfast or with any other foodstuff except toast.
It's their cloying, sickly sweet, luminescent tomato spunk that coats everything else that is the abomination.