Like me, those plates have been around a bit. Funny enough, the woeful attempt at centring the food on the plate at lunchtime was to hide a chip at 12’o’clock!@slipperman - looks very good indeed, and correctly described as crepes, not pancakes.
However, our degenerate associate who used to move in Naval circles seems to have exerted some kind of influence upon my plate-spotting skills. In the breakfast photo, although beautifully centered, as one might expect of one with such an illustrious military career, there are chips in the plate rim at 0100 and 0400.
I would have said “show again plate”, but I see you actually did that with lunch, so well done for putting yourself on show parade.
Sadly, the POOW will have your nuts for woeful centering in the lunch shot. I can only conclude that you’ve been drinking watching the Olympics, so all is forgiven and bollox to @supermatelot
ETA: @supermatelot is generally pretty fair to my efforts, though I have to admit that sometimes I haven’t a clue what he’s on about!