I'm happily not married to anyone, thank fcuk.
Is your wife a Septic?
Septics are the only people I know who think massive amounts of sugar is a meal.
Well my wife is a “Septic” and does not conform to your stereotype.
As for @Tool’s brunch, almonds have very little sugar in them. Black cherries are somewhat tart, so little sugar. Yoghurt does have sugar in it, but it’s derived from the lactose in the milk, not added refined sugar. At least, not in the yoghurt base.
So that leaves the brioche. Which is French