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Tonight I cooked..........

Unless they're proper roasties I assume you've gone all vegan.
In response to this frankly slanderous accusation sossies and roast veg with mustard gravy.

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Kirkz

LE
Chicken and pancetta pie (from Oops) chips, veg and gravy, also put cheese on the chips

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Just to upset @supermatelot I also covered it in mayo but couldn't be arsed taking another pic as I was Hank Marvin.
 
Chicken and pancetta pie (from Oops) chips, veg and gravy, also put cheese on the chips

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Just to upset @supermatelot I also covered it in mayo but couldn't be arsed taking another pic as I was Hank Marvin.
By God you'll hang for this!

Cheese & gravy? CHEESE AND FECKING GRAVY???!!!
 
I can't believe the...heresy! On this very thread! Its an abomination!
 
Snake & pygmy pud with just a teaspoon or two of extra gravy.

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Excellent levels of luminous green there!

If you are not already...consider yourself an honorary northern chippy customer.

*I would ask Kirkz to put you on the register but...he's otherwise embroiled in a scandal regarding cheese and gravy and-his 'northern credentials' are now under question.
He might have a bit of french in him..
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
Ah. The famous saucisse sur soucoupe served with cuillerée de pomme de terre and a jus de bisto.
It's the root de beet that worry me!
 
Right...I'm calling it...we've lost @Kirkz

He's probably sat there now with his cheesy chips and gravy and telling people he's having Le petit dejeuner...or however its spelled.

The retromingent fungus faced french tw@t!
 
Excellent! I like the echelon-right formation of the 2 sausages.

I trust pepper was applied to the dish?
Yep, no need for salt due to the brownification but a good sprinkling of black pepper was added. A bread roll was employed for dealing with the surplus gravy afterwards :)
 

Kirkz

LE
Excellent! I like the echelon-right formation of the 2 sausages.

I trust peppr was applied to the dish?
Are you suggesting they are Pepper pig sausages?
 
Are you suggesting they are Pepper pig sausages?
Not at all. Unlike Jarrod- I appreciate a good sausage..whereas he tends to go for the Richmond type, and in great quantity. I've heard he sometimes eats them too!
 
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