It's not my fault you eat stuff that comes out of a hen's arse*. All that time in Germany has clearly warped your mind, you period-munching scat fetishist.Indeed, young man, I have a bone to pick with you.
I like eggs. Boiled, scrambled, fried, poached, ingredient in other stuff, I like them.
Then you go and describe them as “chicken periods”. I can’t argue, that‘s what they are, in effect. But it’s fvcking revolting to think of them in such terms. You fvcking minger
* OK, technically a cloaca but the point stands.