Tonight I cooked..........

[Ortholith]

Churrascuria lamb skewers
View attachment 522828

What's the stuff bottom right? Looks too white to be hummus, is it tzatziki?

 

[Kirkz]

What's the stuff bottom right? Looks too white to be hummus, is it tzatziki?

Mint and yoghurt perhaps?

 

[flieslikeabeagle]

Tonight I again made Orzo with boiled ham( ham hough in the pan all afternoon for tomorrows soup ) spicy chorizo shallot peas and fresh sweetcorn and add half a scotch bonnet just to add a bit of fire to it

It was excellent again

move forward an hour , watching countryfile , when I inadvertently rubbed my ******* eyes , you guessed it scotch bonnet remnants on my hands, **** me , I am 68 years old and haven't cried like that for years

 

[strima]

Chicken curry which will now sit for a couple of days to mature before consumption...

 

[supermatelot]

Roast chicken today :-

View attachment 522817

That's beautiful!

A lake of brown- surrounded by carefully positioned other stuff.

 

[supermatelot]

Saucer...

Side plate...

Note the difference.

You'll hang for this you know.

 

[Kirkz]

You'll hang for this you know.

I'm already well hung

 

[Porkbrain]

Pork tenderloin with prunes and sprout tops.

 

[mush_dad]

What's the stuff bottom right? Looks too white to be hummus, is it tzatziki?

Aji sauce

Churrascaria Lamb Skewers Recipe - Great British Chefs

Karen Burns-Booth serves up a summery South American churrascaria-inspired easy lamb skewers recipe

www.greatbritishchefs.com

 

[Humble Tiller]

Pork tenderloin with prunes and sprout tops.


View attachment 522866

I hope the sprouts, who so kindly donated their tops, are bubbling away in order to be ready by Christmas Day.

 

[Porkbrain]

I hope the sprouts, who so kindly donated their tops, are bubbling away in order to be ready by Christmas Day.

They soon will be, after I remove them from the stalk and ram it up the 'arris of the little shit that was kicking a football against my flat's outside wall while I was gonking this morning, I will, of course, leave the spiky bits on the stalk for maximum pleasure.

Mine, not his.

 

[Roadster280]

In Preston that may be. Us non-morris dancing / northern soul afficionados in civilisation however refer to them as saucers.
@Roadster280 is likely to have things known by some as 'side plates' though - he's from Wigan,, before that- Skem.

My provenance is to Wigan as Croquet mallets are to coal mines, or Oscar Pistorius is to freedom.

That aside, I agree with @Kirkz. Plates smaller than dinner plates are generally side plates. Saucers are similarly sized, though often slightly smaller and retain a teacup.

Though given matelots’ general tendency to hoy used plates over the side, it does not surprise me in the slightest that you are floundering in the world of crockery.

 

[Roadster280]

They soon will be, after I remove them from the stalk and ram it up the 'arris of the little shit that was kicking a football against my flat's outside wall while I was gonking this morning, I will, of course, leave the spiky bits on the stalk for maximum pleasure.

Mine, not his.

It’s good to see you back, and on form!

I suppose it’s too much to ask that you identify said little shit as @supermatelot ?

 

[Porkbrain]

It’s good to see you back, and on form!

I suppose it’s too much to ask that you identify said little shit as @supermatelot ?

Consider it done, I'll have it logged as a hate-crime against soldiery in general by a former nautical cove, with the wanton destruction, committed with gay abandon, of Her Majesty's side plates to be taken into consideration.

Still got a yardarm outside your house by any chance?

 

[Roadster280]

Consider it done, I'll have it logged as a hate-crime against soldiery in general by a former nautical cove, with the wanton destruction, committed with gay abandon, of Her Majesty's side plates to be taken into consideration.

Still got a yardarm outside your house by any chance?

‘Fraid not, but I do have some stout trees

 

[Ortholith]

‘Fraid not, but I do have some stout trees

Can he be described as 'strange fruit' or is that homophobic now?

 

[Roadster280]

Can he be described as 'strange fruit' or is that homophobic now?

That may be taking it a bit far, he is after all my mate. But I seem to recall that we established that he likes to wear his wife’s underwear a couple months ago. I can overlook that, I mean how’s a pair of silky knickers 4000 miles away going to cause me any issues?

 

[diverman]

Can he be described as 'strange fruit' or is that homophobic now?

Low hanging fruit maybe?

 

[supermatelot]

Gnnnnng gnddffffffv ngffffddddd!
(no apologies to The Welsh either)

 

[Funbaby]

Technically I cooked it tonight, but will eat it tomorrow after 18 hours sous vide.