Aji sauceWhat's the stuff bottom right? Looks too white to be hummus, is it tzatziki?
I hope the sprouts, who so kindly donated their tops, are bubbling away in order to be ready by Christmas Day.
They soon will be, after I remove them from the stalk and ram it up the 'arris of the little shit that was kicking a football against my flat's outside wall while I was gonking this morning, I will, of course, leave the spiky bits on the stalk for maximum pleasure.
Mine, not his.
Consider it done, I'll have it logged as a hate-crime against soldiery in general by a former nautical cove, with the wanton destruction, committed with gay abandon, of Her Majesty's side plates to be taken into consideration.
Still got a yardarm outside your house by any chance?
Can he be described as 'strange fruit' or is that homophobic now?