Tonight I cooked..........

Riiiight!

@Roadster280 - outside now!

You've probably done something today that is deserving of ridicule-but has not yet come to light.

I'm just covering all bases by putting this here.
Actually I’ve had a pretty mundane day. Boxed up the computer shit from my old job, took that to FedEx, went to the eye Dr, which was all good, had lunch with the wife, picked up the truck from the dealer after servicing, and came home. Just fired up t’Egg for roast chicken.

Shitty week, all in all. Got my beard entitlement back though. You cvnt :)
 
Actually I’ve had a pretty mundane day. Boxed up the computer shit from my old job, took that to FedEx, went to the eye Dr, which was all good, had lunch with the wife, picked up the truck from the dealer after servicing, and came home. Just fired up t’Egg for roast chicken.

Shitty week, all in all. Got my beard entitlement back though. You cvnt :)
Feckin glad to hear its all working out!

I've got my eye on you though lofty.

Make no mistake- nothing will get past this callsign and I've got your cards marked.
 
Splendid, splendid, most agreeable.

Now post some food you’ve cooked, shitlips :)
Oven chips and frozen battered fish tonight. No photos were taken I'm afraid.

I'm now going to behead myself out of sheer shame.
 

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In normal circumstances I would castigate you but - given your locstat - you are technically french anyway so shall withold fire and just feel mild sympathy for your situation.
Quelle surprise, tu peux baiser tout de suite!
 
Theyre ganging up on me!!

It's a Wigan/scouse conspiracy.

@Roadster280 is there with his white slip-ons and white socks pulling 'interesting moves' with his northern soul thing, whilst @Joker62 is gallic shrugging away.

It's a fecking disgrace!
 
Theyre ganging up on me!!

It's a Wigan/scouse conspiracy.

@Roadster280 is there with his white slip-ons and white socks pulling 'interesting moves' with his northern soul thing, whilst @Joker62 is gallic shrugging away.

It's a fecking disgrace!
I’m not sure @Joker62 would be any more happy at being accused of being in a “Wigan/scouse conspiracy” than I am. He makes no secret of being a Cockney Wankah, and in this instance I will forgive him of that mortal sin, for it serves my immediate purpose. He, like I, make no secret of our provenance.

I have a question for you. I know where you live, but where were you born, and where did you grow up? In my case none of those are the same, but I am curious as to your provenance.

Show provenance.
 
I’m not sure @Joker62 would be any more happy at being accused of being in a “Wigan/scouse conspiracy” than I am. He makes no secret of being a Cockney Wankah, and in this instance I will forgive him of that mortal sin, for it serves my immediate purpose. He, like I, make no secret of our provenance.

I have a question for you. I know where you live, but where were you born, and where did you grow up? In my case none of those are the same, but I am curious as to your provenance.

Show provenance.
I will pm you that information.
Joker may be a cockney wankah but...he has also displayed french tendencies.
Unforgivible.

As for you and your Wigan / Northern Soul thing...
That's an issue you yourself will have to deal with.

Your president probably has a thing or two to say about this sort of thing.
I might email him.
 
FVCK IT ALL!!! HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO FVCKING NAIVE!!!

The Matelot has just PMed me to tell me that he is from....

wait for it.....

FVCKING WIGAN!!!!

”Hello, is that the Mess Manager? Please could I sign out the Webley and one round?”

CVNT!!!

:)
 
FVCK IT ALL!!! HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO FVCKING NAIVE!!!

The Matelot has just PMed me to tell me that he is from....

wait for it.....

FVCKING WIGAN!!!!

”Hello, is that the Mess Manager? Please could I sign out the Webley and one round?”

CVNT!!!

:)
This is a declaration or war and will be responded to appropriately.
 
The evidence is quite damning.
You have no legs to stand on. Even Dingerr sniggers at the precarious position you have oplaced yourself in.

I will ask you 2 questions.

Have you ever partaken in the act of what is commonley referred to as "Morris Dancing"?

Have you ever indulged in 'Northern soul' dancing - much beloved by residents of Wigan?

This may jog your memory:

 
I'm calling this a headshot.

The Wigan w@nker had it coming and I tried to be diplomatic but...would he accept his failures???
 
The evidence is quite damning.
You have no legs to stand on. Even Dingerr sniggers at the precarious position you have oplaced yourself in.

I will ask you 2 questions.

Have you ever partaken in the act of what is commonley referred to as "Morris Dancing"?

Have you ever indulged in 'Northern soul' dancing - much beloved by residents of Wigan?

This may jog your memory:

No and no, however to the casual observer, your knowledge of such matters may give rise for concern. I really wouldn’t know, but I can see the suspicion others may have of you.

No smoke without fire, old chap.
 
No and no, however to the casual observer, your knowledge of such matters may give rise for concern. I really wouldn’t know, but I can see the suspicion others may have of you.

No smoke without fire, old chap.
Sandals+socks= beard.
This equation can also be transposed.

You are guilty as charged.
 
Sandals+socks= beard.
This equation can also be transposed.

You are guilty as charged.
I possess neither beard nor sandals, but having enlightened me that you are from WIGAN, It would not surprise me that you possess both.

I feel violated, lied to, just let down really. I trusted you. And you do this to me.

What’s the reverse of a “BZ”? “ZB”. Well deserved.

ZB.
 

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