I maintain there are longstanding arbiters of ...everything on this thread.
Mush dad can easilly comment on the correct display of the southern hemisphere of an artichoke for example.
@Kirkz is more northern than 12 meat pies having a shower in Bisto - Hence @Bacongrills being correctly outed as a bloke likely receptive to "yoo-hoo-ing" from Jarrod.
You may not actually realise yourself but technically...you are almost a scouser.
Oh hang on.... have you not previously tried to walt as one anyway?
I've watched "Bread"...and I kbnow what your ilk get up to.
You might own half of North America and iold the monopoly on all things bbq but... I''ve got your fecking cards marked Lofty!
You also earlier insinuated a female WO RN was quite goodb looking...when quite clearly she was fecking rats!!
I have NEVER walted as a scouser. I might have sounded like one about 35 years ago, but proper Scousers would have picked up that I was from across the water, which in any case was FVCKING CHESHIRE at the time.
As for the svelte ex-WO, as I said, the pic didn’t do her justice. She scrubbed up well in tropical mess kit. But not as well as the Lady R, so I didn’t pursue that avenue, lest either of them cut my balls off with a sharpened compo tin opener
Must get my own mess kit re-cut for for being 20 years older and wear it on the next cruise for a laugh. See what birds I can pull with the red jacket. It’d be carrying on the tradition, not sure I ever wore it in the mob when sober at the end, and that wouldn’t have changed