I too am very concerned. It's one of two options....The ghey has arrived, or god forbid, a woman.I having serious concerns for @Kirkz welfare. Definate controlling & coersive behavior going on here.
He's posting pictures of bacon and what appears to be empty plate space next to it. Mutterings about something called "salad" too.
Reports have been received that whilst preparing his last meal, his lovely assistant sliced up something known as a "cucumber". He was apparently horrified and exclaimed "What the feck dya think my arse is...a fecking money box?!"
It's really sad watching the decline of a once great man.
He's currently browsing Amazon for shaving products...for that 'closer shave'. Planning on moisturising up and everything.