Holy fackin jeezus. You got that right.look for her making poached eggs
its a culinary lesson you wont forget
I need eye bleach after watching that.
If you think she struggled with poaching an egg (Hint: Heat the water) you should see what she does to a beef Wellington.
She must be the worst cook I have ever seen. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at her ineptitude or get angry at the piss takers asking her to cook elaborate dishes and then mocking her.
Surely that “fish finger” pie is beans and sausage pie?
If she tried to cut vegetables in her hand with my knives she would lose all her fingers. Or her blood.