Tonight I cooked..........

This is my day so far, second pt of rum and coke as well, BBQ heating up.


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Impressive. Good effort!..or as we who did better at school than some say:
BZzzzzzzzz!
 
This is my day so far, second pt of rum and coke as well, BBQ heating up.


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Ferkin 'ell mate, that's a ferocious fire, what are you cooking? Pizza? Or maybe a bit of blacksmithing on the side?

No wonder you're planning on burnt meat! And that's just your forearms. The food is condemned to a fiery death :)
 

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This is my day so far, second pt of rum and coke as well, BBQ heating up.


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Ferkin 'ell mate, that's a ferocious fire, what are you cooking? Pizza? Or maybe a bit of blacksmithing on the side?

No wonder you're planning on burnt meat! And that's just your forearms. The food is condemned to a fiery death :)
That was just the lumpwood warming up.

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Yeah, conductivity is a bitch.

Try Kuhn Rikon silicone ones.

Mind you, you still have to look out for the bit above the mitt.

A few evenings ago I mostly cooked my hand.

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Yet another DCI.
yow!
Burnaid burngel works, sachets or bottles.

oven gloves here, including KR (don't like the vogue ones, bit flimsy)
Searching for “oven gloves” - Buy Online at Nisbets

personal choice is traditional big oven cloth, tha act of having to fold it makes me think twice about just grabbing smething
Searching for “oven cloths” - Buy Online at Nisbets

and one day, I might splash out on anti-idiot tubing ;)
Silicone Oven Shelf Edge Protector Guards X2 | Lakeland
 

Joker62

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Yeah, conductivity is a bitch.

Try Kuhn Rikon silicone ones.

Mind you, you still have to look out for the bit above the mitt.

A few evenings ago I mostly cooked my hand.

View attachment 331157

Yet another DCI.
yow!
Burnaid burngel works, sachets or bottles.

oven gloves here, including KR (don't like the vogue ones, bit flimsy)
Searching for “oven gloves” - Buy Online at Nisbets

personal choice is traditional big oven cloth, tha act of having to fold it makes me think twice about just grabbing smething
Searching for “oven cloths” - Buy Online at Nisbets

and one day, I might splash out on anti-idiot tubing ;)
Silicone Oven Shelf Edge Protector Guards X2 | Lakeland
Fùck me, do you not realise that little scorch marks on skin are a rite of passage. It teaches you not to be so stupid again, the old "Once bitten, twice shy" scenario. Poofs, the lot of you (mainly those who can't handle a bit of pain though). Going out of your way to buy things so that you can touch a hot shelf is just girly, learn from your mistakes!


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yow!
Burnaid burngel works, sachets or bottles.

oven gloves here, including KR (don't like the vogue ones, bit flimsy)
Searching for “oven gloves” - Buy Online at Nisbets

personal choice is traditional big oven cloth, tha act of having to fold it makes me think twice about just grabbing smething
Searching for “oven cloths” - Buy Online at Nisbets

and one day, I might splash out on anti-idiot tubing ;)
Silicone Oven Shelf Edge Protector Guards X2 | Lakeland
I keep an Aloe cactus plant and just break off a piece and rub the sap on any burns, works a treat and soothes
the burn instantly.

 
The flowers are particularly nice on cheese on toast or in a salad.
I've planted some in the back garden.
Bone question here - how does one acquire them ? Are they on a seed catalogue or does one have to frequent public woodland with a spade and a balaclava ?
 
Fùck me, do you not realise that little scorch marks on skin are a rite of passage. It teaches you not to be so stupid again, the old "Once bitten, twice shy" scenario. Poofs, the lot of you (mainly those who can't handle a bit of pain though). Going out of your way to buy things so that you can touch a hot shelf is just girly, learn from your mistakes!


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well yeah...fingers x'd ,no burns for a while...galley kitchen at home, about 4' across, getting stuff out of the oven is a contortion, mostley when one is tired and a fckwit at the best of times ;)
 
Bone question here - how does one acquire them ? Are they on a seed catalogue or does one have to frequent public woodland with a spade and a balaclava ?
I think they like quite shady areas, so yeah, woods. Places we used to go camping had loads, much fun pushing people down a slope into them :).
Wild garlic =- ramsons?
from memory, they look a bit like daffodils before the flowers (PS do not eat daffodils..Gerald!;) )
 

Joker62

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yow!
Burnaid burngel works, sachets or bottles.

oven gloves here, including KR (don't like the vogue ones, bit flimsy)
Searching for “oven gloves” - Buy Online at Nisbets

personal choice is traditional big oven cloth, tha act of having to fold it makes me think twice about just grabbing smething
Searching for “oven cloths” - Buy Online at Nisbets

and one day, I might splash out on anti-idiot tubing ;)
Silicone Oven Shelf Edge Protector Guards X2 | Lakeland
I keep an Aloe cactus plant and just break off a piece and rub the sap on any burns, works a treat and soothes
the burn instantly.

Aloe is a stunning piece of pain relief, we use it when out in the Canaries for sun burn, one of the locals showed us how to use it.

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Bone question here - how does one acquire them ? Are they on a seed catalogue or does one have to frequent public woodland with a spade and a balaclava ?
Grows wild over here in wooded shady areas but will grow just about anywhere, I just dug a few up from the local woods and stuck them in a pot on the back step, also took @Joker62 a couple last year.
Looks like this and has a small white bulb at the base.

 
I keep an Aloe cactus plant and just break off a piece and rub the sap on any burns, works a treat and soothes
the burn instantly.

There is no fkin way in hell I am accepting that as a photo of your abode. No skulls. No records :)
 

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