Tonight Arrse, Im going to be...

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  1. Right, thinking caps on everybody. I'm going out tonight in a town where I'm never likely to go again.

    I can't be arrsed to tell people what I actually do, so what shall I pretend to do...?
    If it helps pull then that's a bonus! :D

    And before anyone suggests, I'm not going to pretend to be a walt...!
  2. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    jelly mould designer.
  3. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Special Advisor on Ecumenism to Osama Bin Liner
  4. Tell them you are a brain transplant doner. :roll:
  5. Stunt double for a crash test dummy?
  6. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Biscuit designer used to work well in Hong Kong!
  7. The "template" (can't think of the right word) for mamba vibrators!!!
  8. If you are going to pretend to do something you don't then that is a Walt.

    Just tell the truth, that you you put those "Inspected by no. 69" slips in polyester sport coat pockets.
  9. I meant I didn't want to be portrayed as an SBSSASPARAROYALMARINERANGER type walt.

    Not that it would be 'Walting' as I've been there and done that anyway.

    hahahaha (only joking before I get too much grief...!!!)
  10. underwater wood welder
  11. Chicken sexer 8O
  12. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    only cos if you meet a woman she beat you up!
  13. OK, so what DO you do in reality? This will help the jury of your peers develop a credible legend for you. If you are a VM we can sort you as a ladies bicycle seat inspector........AGC Clk could pose as a manicurist...close to the truth......if you're a Walt then posing as an actor seems logical.....ah, the links are endless (as the sausage inspector once sighed)
  14. Infantry background. Press and PR at the moment...

    Looking forward to what you can come up with.
  15. Oh boy! What an and inf becomes SF, body guard and media advisor to Mr Kemp. Too easy!