Tomorrow is Europe Day; how will you celebrate?

I've already gone out and bought a nice blue flag with yellow stars to pi$$ on. Is Ken Livingstone having a parade?
Think i'll come into work and while away time until its time for my non-european motorbike to get its MOT.
Then maybe a few Becks

European enough?
email bomb some web sites
What about digging that arch traitor ted heath up and burning the cUNt at the stake?
By smoking a few gitanes, watch hard core porn, drink wine that tastes like vinegar, ignore the human rights act, drive a tank with 5 reverse gears, then have a riot because i didn't like the government that everyone else voted for.

Very European,


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I'm going to have a long, slow sh!t. It will be a big one that will rip my arrse to shreds, block up the toilet and leave a horrible stink.

After the deed is done I won't be able to flush it away and nobody else will be able to use the toilet. If it can ever be put right, it'll cost me a fortune.

I'll be sure to forget to wipe my backside so that the memory of the day leaves its indelible mark on my under-crackers and ruins something else I've got.

The stinking effluent that I leave in my ruined toilet will attract all the flies to my sh!t, which will then fly around the rest of my house spreading disease to the rest of my family until we all wind up with dysentery and have to go to hospital where we will all continue to stink up another location whilst catching MRSA to boot.

Mind you, at least it will be a happier memory than 'Europe Day' should I live to tell the story.
I WON'T be celebrating - I'm English NOT European, got it.

Set England Free - Vote BNP.

I shall be shiting in my hand, then flinging it at the danish bird who sits behind me.
Think I will get hold of one of them european flag things and burn it.....If I wasn't going to Afghan ffs.
I shall be burning the EU flag then declaring an English Holy War on Brussels!
darbs said:
i am going to sack my 3 polish workers, send them home. that's my contribution to Europe

I wish I had your level of commitment to the European ideal.

FFS what am I saying ......... I Do !!!!!!!!!
I'd like to block the ENGLISH CHANNEL tunnel, sink the French ferries, torpedo the spanish trawlers and finish off with a glass of ENGLISH Champagne, sorry we have to call it sparkling wine, fecking french b'stards
No comment needed from me about the cheese eating, stinking surrender monkeys.

*edited for spelling - biff*
All this talk of 'dung hurling' is all very amusing. But (and I know this is the NAAFI) what happened to UKIP? 1000 candidates and they actually lost one so they're down from 9 to 8.

Perhaps handfuls of crimp offs should be hurled at the unelectable loonies who have taken over the debate about the EU. Mongs, the lot of 'em.

Squeezing now ....

I suggest we form a Bomber Harris Re-enactment Society and do a Dresden Memorial Flight over the EU Parliament just to remind them who they have to thank for their "democracy".